Your last name stays put
You can never be pregnant
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park
The world is your urinal
Same work, more pay
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
One mood all the time
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend
You almost never have strap problems in public
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
You only have to shave your face and neck
You can play with toys all your life
Your belly usually hides your big hips
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look
You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes
No wonder men are happier
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