• Friday, June 29, 2007,5:20:00 PM
Jokes of the day
Joke Number 1 started by our 'P's Family Ms Polar aka Janice...
Received email from Janice @ 1.40pm, proposing an decent meet up for our dear Mr Parrot aka Zirong's Birthday. *vomit*
Ms Piggy aka Jaslyn replied : Huh?? Really must go ar? Then no choice must go lor, parrot likes what ar? Just buy 1 pack of seeds will do rite??
Next second our Ms Pigeon aka Adeline replied : Oh PARROT meeting ar!
Are we going to Jurong Bird Park? That’s my home ground as well as Parrot’s.
Wahahaha..... Really the same family, why? Coz we think of the same thing once we saw the email...
Ms Polar replied to both of us :
To Ms Piggy : Yah lor bo bian. PARROT leh. There got alot and its PARROTS day ma. No nid lah we dig some worms there?
To Ms Pigeon : Yes PARROT meeting lor. :) I guess pigeon can be found quite easily. In that case lets go to JURONG BIRDPARK?!
I'm guessing once Mr Parrot saw this msg he will reply : #x%$@
End of our conversation....... *toot*
Joke Number 2 - conversation with Mr Jason Tan on MSN
Planning to go KL end of July, but last min was cancelled due others cant go. So Ms Polar and Ms Pigeon was planning how about going to Korea next year July. So everyone set and I went to inform Jason and this are our conversation :
Jas : Hey Jason, we are not going to KL , as the rest are going to other places.
Jason : Huh?? -.-
Jas : But we planning to go Korea in July.
Jason : Wah, this year??
Jas : No lah, next year so that we save up money to go shopping too...
Jason : Hmmmm.......
Jas : What hmmmm??? Set or not?
Jason : Okay, good idea then we can start planning and I save 1 dollar a day will do rite?
Jas : *blur* WTH??? 1 year is 365 days so coming next year July you will only get $365 dollar, where got enough???
Jason : *laugh*
Jas : Ok lah, I help you plan... From now you start saving 1 dollar per hour and you will be rich...
Jason : and that is???
Jas : I calculated for you, 1 day will be 24 dollar and X 365 days = $8760 and not only paying for your trip. Can also pay for me, Janice and Xue Wen... *laugh* Thanks Jason
Jason : *sigh*
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